I'm not sure if this has happened yet, but Kenny Williams, fresh off his coup d'etat acquisitions of Jake Peavy and Adam Dunn, has promised to answer any and all questions about his team and why it makes the very difficult task of getting shut out every day look so easy today in a pre-game press conference in New York.
All the questions
Will
Be
Answered!
My guess is that this all has something to do with Gordon Beckham being knocked unconscious and floated down into a glowing cave. That's just a theory though.
After the press conference, Nick Swisher starts hitting home runs off us.
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